DIAMOND DIGGING FRENZY

Well folks, the dirt is a-tremblin' and the chances are higher than a skyscraper! The recent discovery of amassive gems has sent a wave of mania through these parts. Every man, woman, and child is grabbin' their shovels and headin' out to the claim lookin' for that sparkle. Some are dreamin' of hittin' it big, buyin' themselves a fortune, while oth